Each Sun sign in astrology, also has its shadow side, which is why the very first thing I do when I fall in love is grab
that person's birthdate! I want to know how that person is going to treat me once the
first bloom of love has worn off the rose. Most of us are familiar with the positive personality characteristics of each sign,
i.e- for example Leos are warm, funny, affectionate, Geminis are ambitious, witty, charming and smart, but few of us
are aware of each sign's shadow side. Only here in the psychic realm, will you learn the honest truth about your beloved's
personality and what is the ABSOLUTE WORST that can happen ... so watch out because ...
An ARROGANT ARIES will tell
you how much he loves you, but in the same breath, that you must be eliminated because you are getting in the way of his plans
for total world domination. He will also leave his dirty socks around and burn the toast.
A TOTALITARIAN TAURUS will
boast and brag and bully you into submission, but just one little words of sarcasm from you and you will find him balled up
in the fetal position crying in the closet. Also a Taurus can't have sex without picking a fight first.
A JABBERING
GEMINI will steal your money from you and then help you look for it. Also he'll make up wild stories about your alleged bisexuality
and tell them to his friends. A master of miscommunication, he'll keep you home alone, by the telephone, waiting fo his call.
A
CALLOUS CANCER will give you a gift and then make you pay for it, not with money, but with sexual favours, emotional blackmail
and pieces of your very soul. An expert hostage taker, a Cancer uses self-pity and sarcasm to torture his victims and rap
them in a prison of low-self-esttem.
A LAZY LEO will do everything to woo you ... date you, charm you, move in with
you, impregnate you and spend Christmas dinner with your family, yet, while filling out a job application, still check the
box that says his status is "single".
A VENGEFUL VIRGO will turn up his nose at your taste and then slowly begin to
mold you into his vision of the perfect woman. You can never please him, but if you try to leave, he will stalk you for the
rest of your life to try and get you back.
A LASCIVIOUS LIBRA is the first to tell you "I love you but I'm not in love
you." He might as well pee on your leg and then tell you it's raining... soon you get the sense he/she are keeping their options
open in case someone better comes along...
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A SCHEMING SCORPIO is voted most likely to try and convince you
to have sex without a condom. Later on in the relationship, he will also try to convince you that having three way sex with
a hired prostitute is the only way to save your relationship.
A SILLY SAGGITARIUS will chase you and woo you until
he has pierced you with his arrow of love. You'll soon realize your just another pelt on this hunter's belt after he tells
you all about his plans for his next romantic conquest, shortly after having sex with you.
A CAPITALISTIC CAPRICORN
will coldly pretend he is in love with you, as long as you are useful to him in terms of social or business connections. This
social climber, doesn't want a girlfriend, he wants a pretty parrot with no mind of her own who faithfully repeats what he
says...
AN ASSININE AQUARIUS will go on for hours and hours about your deep connection as soulmates then forget your
birthday. Easily distracted by pretty colours and shiny things, this flighty male is easily led astray by other women.
A
PIOUS PISCES can only be described as "Christ without, Satan within." This long suffering martyr has a Ph.d in co-dependency
and knows how to reel women in with shiny promises. However once you take the bait, you are trapped forever in the belly of
the beast.
